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Why the FUCK is everyone having babies?
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annoyed annoyed
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I'm getting sick of cleaning piss off the toilet seat at work.

Guys, how many years do you have to live before you can aim your fucking dick and actually piss IN the bowl?

I'm not even one of those girls who complains about guys leaving the seat up. I'll put it down, no big deal. But if you piss on the seat, FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, CLEAN IT UP.

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annoyed annoyed
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I love Thanksgiving, I love food
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Hm, I don't know where to start...
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exhausted exhausted
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Wow, this site has changed.
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curious curious
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